As I stood on the first tee of the Royal Vancouver Golf Club, I must admit that Lotus Land sure had a lot going for it. On one side of me was a breathtaking view of the Pacific Ocean. In front of me was one of North America's finest golf courses. And in the distance was the snow-capped peak of majes... read more
At the bull session to begin the week, we kicked around a lot of different skit ideas. Dave brought up the topic of gay marriages. We ran with that concept for awhile. Then we took a stab at the film Spiderman. The possibilities were enormous, though potentially expensive. I suggested we do... read more
Coming back from a commercial break, Mike Howard had to reintroduce me. "Earlier in the show, we had a guest appearance from that fabulous singing sensation Shakira! But, as you know, it really wasn't Shakira. It was the newest member of that hit comedy show ECSTASY. Here once again is Sean ... read more
Siren was perturbed at herself. After months of fruitless effort, she'd managed, at last, to land an audition for her first speaking part in a major motion picture. The scene in which she'd appear, if she was selected, required nudity-and full-frontal nudity, at that-but it might, at long last, b... read more
I was at home in my bed. When some wan came to the door. she was my friend christna she had tripp pants on big round booty big round tits and she was thin and had long black hair she had a coreset on with spikes on it and she had a black cloak on she came up to me and started kissing me un zipping m... read more
Im at home watching porn rubing my nice big cock and then all of a sudden my computer screen falls over cuse i bumped it any way i goto the store to get it back from being fixed it looked good ass new but for some reson it looked fishy it was if it wasnt mine like they gave me the wrong wan but i th... read more
I'd been sleeping for the past several hours, and I was groggy when I woke in the cramped seat, the beautiful brunette beside me. Outside, it was dark. Lights flashed past, streaking the huge window with reds, oranges, ambers, yellows, whites, and greens, as if some gigantic, invisible hand were pai... read more
After I moved to France I was too busy to do anything about finding somebody to have fun with – just life getting in the way. I had a date with a post-op ts woman when I went back to the UK in 2008 but since then, no dates. Last year I decided to do something about it so went online and found ... read more
The past three months was spent by me trying to find a job. I looked & search every where to no avail. So, I went thru this temp service, Ameri-Temps for the time being. They gave me a study job. I worked the job for two weeks now it was cool cause i had got money in my pocket. After working so ... read more
The world around her blurred. she tried to speak but nothing came out. her eyes wattered from the gas that the room was slowly filling with, but for some reason, it felt good. peacefull, even. then, the world went black. she awoke to the sound of beeps from a heart monitor. she looked around the ... read more
Old habits die hard. Jamie Lee was reminded of the truth of that aphorism the day that she forgot to use the ladies room. As a transsexual who’d undergone counseling and was presently taking daily doses of estrogen both to repress her testosterone and to maintain her breasts, softened skin, fu... read more
I like to go to adult bookstores. No matter how many times a guy has sex and regardless of how many partners he has, he can't possibly compete with the men in the magazines, on the videotapes, and in the old filmstrips. These tan gods, with their deep chests, broad shoulders, and rippling muscles, f... read more
Shirley sat down on toilet in dark bathroom, bites her lip to keep from screaming as her hot tush meets cold marble. At the University the next morning Shirley meets friend Veronica at local Coffee shop. Veronica sees Shirley's split lip. Shirley starts with explanation, 'David.' Interrupted by p... read more
When Jill was born the medical staff looked at the baby's genitals and told the parents "You have a baby boy." The baby was named Jack, after his uncle and spent the next several years as a boy. Jack never got involved in sports with other boys, partly because of his small stature and p... read more
The greatest lie that they tell you is that what happens in high school doesn't really matter: that life begins in college. I pretended to agree, though I never believed it. For as you will see, I am the world's greatest liar. "Take Sadie Hawkins Day, for example," I said to my buddy Qu... read more
Never take a long distance bus if other transportation is available. If I had just lobbied my parents a little harder, they probably would have sprung for the plane fare for my summer school session at Minnesota. They were still pissed at me about the problems I had at the end of senior year, but th... read more
My weekend escapade with my first real lover, Jake, convinced me that I was destined to live as a girl, despite having been born a boy. Unfortunately, it was my male persona to whom the University of Minnesota had extended admission and a scholarship, and I wasn’t quite sure how they would rea... read more
Most of my classmates celebrated the first Saturday after the beginning of classes in hedonistic leisure, nursing hangovers and playing Frisbee on the Quad. But I spent the morning plotting my escape from this dangerous, macho dormitory, studying want ads and making appointments to look at studios o... read more
In my rare moments of leisure in the weeks following my close encounter with death, I had had little opportunity to talk about it. Of course, the police had asked perfunctory questions, and I had testified at the coroner’s inquest, but until my next appointment with Dr. Erika Wright, I had not... read more
The horrible memory of my crackhouse ordeal faded much as the lurid surgical site on my abdomen faded to a faint pink smile at my bikini line. I went off the AIDS cocktail after one awful month of constant nausea, and was pronounced antibody-free. My surgeons pronounced me healed and recovered. Natu... read more
