She took her licks getting there,now she loves to do the licking

During one muff diving orgy at my place, one of the more shy women changed in my bedroom and happened across my stuffed cock. We heard a scream and then she came out holding it, asking, "Is this really what I think it is?" Then I had to tell my whole story. Fortunately my women friends are really compassionate and supportive. With them I have found that kissing, tit sucking, pussy licking (of course I have to fake pleasure with my fake pussy being licked) have brought me the feelings of love that I now realize I was always after through kinkier and kinkier sex.

Right now I am really really in love with a woman and she's the first person, male or female, that I have lived with in a romantic way, not like a college room mate or something. She pleasures me by being supportive, kissing better than I have ever been kissed before, and making my tits feel more real every day the way she strokes, sucks, and loves them. I pleasure her in the usual lesbian ways.

Then we snuggle for man-bashing girl talk. My real stuffed cock is now locked in a safety deposit box, but before it went there I had a plaster mold made. Now we make copy after copy of the cock, paint them in seasonal colors, hide them in flower arrangements, all kinds of stuff. And yes, I occasionally use one we have cast in hard rubber as a dildo in her and in my ass (we think we can even make a double headed clone of the cock for you know what).

We also get in our man-hating moods, wine and dine each other, line up many of the plaster copies of the cock and smash the shit out of them. We do this like Star Wars, we have sabre fights, with the cocks eventually being ground to dust. We also have a gay friend that buys copies of the real cock too. I think he uses them in his gay flower shop and other such things, and I don't think he ever smashes one like we do. In fact, he has offered me $10,000 to buy the real stuffed cock.

If I add up all my expenses to get surgically changed from guy to shemale to girl without cock, it is easily $100,000, so I don't think I'm ready to sell yet. But I still need to work on that inscription to be etched on the gold mount. Any ideas out there?