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Vanilla frosting and Napolean

I blushed and was happy that I was able to please this wannabe man. He threw left over pasta at me after exclaiming to me that I love having food all over myself anyway, and kicked me out. I had some fun. Not a lot. It was strange, but I remember my grandma telling me "Remember, put up or shut up. Get that free Big Mac and Fries." I smiled and walked down the steps of his apartment, knowing I pleased someone tonight, and headed to my car.

Right before I got to the parking lot, I tripped and face planted in some dog shit. I got up and laughed, as it got into my throat and eyes, because of my laughing. It burned pretty bad. I shrugged it off, got in my car and drove home under the pale moonlight. It was a horrible night. I smiled and headed home, planning to set a doctor's appointment for Pink Eye and sepsis. Like grandma always said..Put or Shut up. Fuck you grandma.